Boys.

While shopping at Target yesterday, Jack inevitably had to go potty because their 'dollar section' is strategically placed right next to the bathrooms. 

When we got into the stall, I realized that he had on two pairs of underwear.

I asked him why he was wearing two and he said, "Because this morning you said I *have* to put new ones on...so I did. I just chose to put them on over the pair I already had on." 
  
Boys. I swear.