"...and then they sent him to a lion's den!" (Carter)
"No, buddy. That was Daniel, not Jesus..."
"So, like I said, after three days--"
"... and then after the three days Jesus ended up in a BIG fish's mouth in the ocean and God saved him!"
"Uh, that was Jonah, buddy."
After the long explanation Natalie states simply, "I don't know if I want to go to heaven."
"Really? How come?"
"Well, you said that Jesus will come back for all the people on earth and we'll get to live in heaven - but I think I'll just stay here."
"Why do you want to stay here if everyone is gone?"
"Well someone needs to stay here to take care of all the animals!"