Anyway, when I got home I took a closer look at the tag since at the store all I really cared about was that they were on sale and that even though they weren't maternity, they would probably still work (hallelujah).
Here's the tag I read:
Let me break it down for you.
"Quick Dry" - Perfect for those pregnancy moments when you either laugh too hard or unexpectedly sneeze and pee a little. I'm not gonna lie, I've been there (yes, both scenarios).
"4-Way Stretch" - This could not be better as it appears that '4' is exactly the number of directions my body is growing due to
"No Chafe Seams" - My thighs are grateful. Enough said.
"UV Protection" - Living in Oregon, the only thing this is good for is a laugh (which brings us back to the quick-dry feature, so we're all good).
So there you have it.
My perfect pregnancy pants.