Jack was coloring this morning and Fischer was playing with some bowls (as opposed to "playing with bowels" as I wrote initially) on the kitchen floor.
Jack asked for Fischer to quiet down.
I said, "Is his playing loudly messing up your artistic abilities?"
He replied, "No. It's just annoying me. Nothing can mess up my gift of art."
So now that we have "art" down, maybe we should work a little on the humility?