I can see! Sort of.

The reason Jack thinks his Mommy is so old? Her eyes are starting to fail her.

The reason he thinks she's so cheap? She went to the pharmacy section of Fred Meyer and bought some reading glasses in lieu of going to an actual eye doctor.

Not a great fit for my face but who care's - they were like $10 bucks and I can now read without squinting! WIN-WIN! {Jack was right. I am cheap.}