(Last night at dinner...) 

Natalie: "If we have any more kids in our family will it be through adoption?" 

Jeff: "Yes."

Carter: "So if you have a baby, we'll just put it up for adoption and think about it for a while and then maybe adopt it again?" 

Me: "No, if we adopt it will most likely be from another country. I'm not going to have any more babies in my tummy." 

Carter: "Oh, I see...you got neutered. . ."